Well, after 13 years of working at schools in West Sussex, I will try and relate a few things which happen during a supposedly normal day.
Just yesterday, I overheard a colleague trying to make heads or tail of a squabble between three 6 year olds. One boy tried to defend his actions by shouting: “But he MADE me eat the soap!”
I went back to my classroom chuckling to myself.
Well, here’s to many more random incidents 😀